By Ryan

The Academy Awards are always a mixed bag for me.  Some good films get recognized, but so do some truly average ones, and every ceremony only highlights the predictability of the Academy voters.  My favorite 2008 film, Rachel Getting Married, garnered just one nomination or approximately the same number as dead people got for roles they wouldn’t be recognized for if they were still alive.  But I digress.  Or do I?  This is just an intro for one of my laziest column formats, the list, so what is there to do from here but digress?  And digress we shall.

Here are some movies I’m looking forward to seeing this spring, along with an excitement rating for each:

Sunshine Cleaning, opens March 13, excitement rating: 2/5

There’s nothing particularly noteworthy about Sunshine Cleaning.  It’s just an okay looking picture that stars a very good actress in Amy Adams and has gotten some decent buzz at festivals.  It looks a little in the vein of Little Miss Sunshine, a similarity punctuated both by the title and the questionable presence of Alan Arkin.

I Love You, Man, opens March 20, excitement rating: 2/5

What would happen if you took all of the secondary movies from Judd Apatow movies, threw in Andy Samberg, then handed them all a script from the guy who brought us Along Came Polly?  The thought is a little too much to handle, but the trailer looks like there could be a few laughs, so I’ll withhold judgement for now.  AS IF!  This looks average, but average passes for excitement when it comes to me and movies.

Adventureland, opens March 27, excitement rating: 3/5

As someone who thoroughly enjoyed Jesse Eisenberg in The Squid and the Whale, I firmly believed that he could be the next Daniel-Day Lewis-just an incredible actor who is highly selective in his roles and who transcends each role he takes.  He still might be, just not right now, as instead he’s staring alongside Bill Hader, Kristin Wiig, Martin Starr, and-inexplicably-Ryan Reynolds in Greg Mottola’s film about working at an amusement park in the 1980’s.  The trailer for this makes it look almost like an Alexander Payne film, and since he’s not making any new movies this year, this’ll do.

Observe and Report, opens April 10, excitement rating: 3/5

I just can’t figure out this trailer.  It seems like it’s supposed to be a comedy, but dark.  Director Jody Hill was behind The Foot Fist Way, which had me laughing for twenty minutes and then cringing for the rest of the film.  Let’s hope this one doesn’t go the same way.  Obviously Rogen is the big draw here, but you have no idea how much I’m looking forward to the onslaught of Aziz Ansari in 2009; he’s in this, the aforementioned I Love You, Man, the new NBC show Parks and Recreation, and this summer’s Judd Apatow-written/directed Funny People.  Trust me, folks, Aziz is the best.

The Soloist, opens April 24, excitement rating: 0/5

Just kidding.